There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.
CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH
This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.
She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.
Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.
Ching Shih said fuck that.
She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.
For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.
tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.
i will be as badass as she
You know, I heard of her, but I’d either forgotten or never heard that she grew old and retired having never been brought down or defeated ever.
She won being a pirate.
She got history’s high score.
Can there be an assassin’s creed game about her? cause I would really like to play that.
Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag should have been about this chick instead
Can we just get a fucking video game about her? I want to play her.
I WOULD PLAY THIS :D
I would play the hell out of it
Dealing With Concrit
Concrit is a very hard thing to take as a Lolita, especially one new to the fashion, but It can be your best tool to succeed in this fashion! Lolita can be easily “screwed up” and made costumey. The fashion is right on that line and can often be a balancing act. Most who are into the fashion were horrible or just eh at first and as time went on their coords got better and better.
I was “harassed” many times on the internet when I started and had no idea how to respond, so I would say stupid shit and it would backfire on me. At one point I just decided that I should listen even if that person was rude, I started trying to do somethings they suggested or fixing the things I was ridiculed for and I’d certainly say I’ve improved! I’m nowhere near amazing but I have learned and because I started to listen, people became nicer. I learned the difference between concrit and ridicule and have learned (for the most part) how to handle it.
There will be some that give you concrit when you ask, some who give it to you when you don’t and some who just want to be bitches; The best thing you can do is listen, not talk back or lashout and most importantly say Thank you, even if they were rude. It shows that you heard what they have to say, you will keep it in mind and most importantly doesn’t give someone the ammunition to continue to be a bitch. Concrit and even rude behavior, like everything else, have their place In the world. They make us try harder and help us improve! It will take time but just by listening you will learn the difference between concrit and ridicule. Like I’ve already stated, this is probably the most useful tool in the Lolita world!
(Hell, I’m sure someone will give me concrit on my writing! I probably could use it XD)
Today was really such a wonderful day so far and I used my free time to go on a date with Kaila~
She showed me around Koenji and guided me to the Spank! Store ♥
So many dreams are coming true these days and it feels like magic! I’m so overwhelmed by happiness, you wouldn’t believe it ☆You can find more soon on:
www.facebook.com/kawaiiiofficialThere also be a life streaming coming up today I think, or something of that sort so make sure to look out for us! ♥
